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Would you vote for me if I ran for president?

* I promise to end the war on drugs. * I promise to abolish the Department of Energy. * I promise to abolish all anti-trust laws. * I promise to abolish the Federal Housing Administration. * I promise to abolish the Federal National Mortgage Association (Fannie Mae). * I promise to abolish the Federal Home Loan Mortgage Corporation (Freddy Mac). * I promise to abolish the Government National Mortgage Association (Ginnie Mae). * I promise to repeal the Fair Housing Act. * I promise to abolish the Department of Housing and Urban Development. * I promise to abolish the Federal Trade Commission. * I promise to abolish the EPA. * I promise to abolish the Corporation for Public Broadcasting. * I promise to abolish the Department of Education. * I promise to end federal funding and control of education. * I promise to cease funding Head Start. * I promise to cease funding the National School Lunch Program. * I promise to repeal the federal minimum wage. * I promise to repeal the National Labor Relations Act. * I promise to repeal the PATRIOT ACT. * I promise to abolish the Department of Homeland Security. * I promise to abolish the TSA and return airport security to airports and airlines. * I promise to repeal all federal gun regulations. * I promise to abolish NASA. * I promise to abolish the National Endowment for the Arts. * I promise to abolish the National Endowment for the Humanities. * I promise to end the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. * I promise to cease all drone attacks and covert activities. * I promise to bring all U.S. troops home from foreign soil. * I promise to close all foreign military bases. * I promise to stop meddling in the affairs of other countries. * I promise to limit the Department of Defense to actual defense. * I promise to end all federal bailouts. * I promise to stop funding the UN, World Bank, and IMF. * I promise to end all foreign aid. * I promise to end all farm subsidies. * I promise to repeal all trade restrictions, import quotas, anti-dumping laws, and trade agreements. * I promise to abolish the Equal Employment Opportunities Commission. * I promise to repeal the Americans with Disabilities Act. * I promise to repeal all Affirmative Action, minority set-asides, and public accommodations laws. * I promise to repeal the Family and Medical Leave Act. * I promise to cease funding Planned Parenthood. * I promise to abolish the Department of Health and Human Services. * I promise to repeal the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. * I promise to end Medicare and Medicaid. * I promise to end all federal funding and control of medicine and medical research. * I promise to abolish the FDA. * I promise to abolish NPR. * I promise to abolish the Department of Labor. * I promise to cease funding any scientific research on climate change. * I promise to end the FED. There's a lot more to do, so what is listed are just the basics.

Public Comments

1. Yea, but I doubt you'd be able to get more than 3% of the vote.
2. No, because you can't get to the point quickly enough, so I fall asleep when you are talking. Instead I'll just put my money on the black guy. Especially if he's running against a dairy cow and a geriatric.
3. After considering all of the evidence my vote would be "Guilty as charged on all counts"
4. Promise? Ok, you have my vote.
5. Absolutely not.
6. I would vote for anybody other than what we got now!!!
7. No. You propose a pie in the sky Libertarian utopia with absolutely no basis in reality.
8. Too much abolishing and not enough vacationing .
9. No, I am against ever single issue you are for.
10. Do I get a chicken?
11. Nope, you sound like a reicht-wing nutjob.
12. No. You lost me at abolishing anti-trust laws. I don't want to be subjected by corporate dictatorships.
13. Wow. I can't wait to live in a shack and die at 32 like they did back in the 1500's. Which is about where your list would land us.
14. 1. Promises are empty. Lay out a plan, legislation that you will pass once you are elected. Show us what you will do, don't tell us. What I want in a 2012 candidate is legislation already written out on how to deal with all our problems in a fiscally responsible manor. I can't think of any president who accomplished half of what he promised.
15. Cease funding planned parenthood??! Abortions help prevent stupid people from having children and the nations average IQ would drop by atleast 5 points if you did cut funding.
16. You got my vote.
17. You are running on basically a libertarian platform, straight to the core. I would probably write in my neighbors dog before voting for you.
18. Yes, that would be a good start on returning our government to obeying the Constitution.
19. I'll vote for you.
20. No you sound so typical of a politician! Promises never deliverd!
21. No freakin' way...
22. What kind of Supreme Court Justices will you appoint? The kind who will do everything that you left unfinished? Or will you appoint truly objective people?
23. Why don't you just move to Mexico or a 3rd world nation and start enjoying the lifestyle you advocate right away?
24. Not even if it's snowing in hell.
25. I could not just because what you have promised is more than a president can deliver and that puts you in the same pile of lying politicians I have come to abhor. Sorry.
26. Not only would I vote for you, I'd chair your campaign in my home county. And I have experience doing that. We might have to talk about abolishing drone attacks and covert attacks though. Other than that, looks good.
27. Saying you would abolish those things and actually doing it are two different things altogether, but yes, you would have my vote.